Monday, April 25, 2011

Deena's 28 Hour Diner is the only place in town that has specifically vegan food. It was just a fruit salad, but it was advertised as the "Vegan Special of the Day" every day. Unfortunately, the people who went to Deena's 28 Hour Diner were about as bland as their fruit salads. On this particular trip to the diner, Ezekiel noticed two men who were most likely under the influence of drugs. He did everything in his power not to throw up as he watched these men gobble down their bacon, eggs, and cheese. Those poor pigs, chickens, and cows... Ezekiel ate his fruit salad and tried to forget the image of bacon. Instead, he focused on making a leopard skin steering wheel cover for the owner of the jaguar.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Ezekiel Lott woke up and decided to make a name for himself. He was running low on money, so he needed to start selling his leopard skin goods again. As he filled a bag with various leopard goods, Ezekiel began to work on his sales pitch: "... and for the low price of just 8.22, I'll double my offer! That's right, not just one but 2 headbands..."
When he walked around outside, Ezekiel noticed a woman sitting on a bench near the playground. "Hello ma'am, can I intrest you in some leopard skin accessories? I think they would really bring out your eyes..." Without so much as eye contact, the woman got up and left, following another woman who appeared to have fallen into a vat of black ink. With his spirits dampened, Ezekiel took the first womans spot on the bench and watched as sopmeone drove away with a broken ATM.